Friday, August 25, 2006

Gotta get this off my chest

Why do smokers have to toss their motherfucking cigarette butts on the ground, in the street, or anywhere but the trash??? Do they think that millions of cigarette butts add an element of beauty to the landscape? Do they think that millions of cigarette butts feed the pigeons or fertilize the soil? Or are they just lazy shitheads?

5 comments:

John said...

I think what's interesting is why they seem to think cigarett butts aren't litter like all other trash is. You see folks throw butts out their car windows all the time, but how often do you see someone throw out a cup or a wrapper? Bizzare.

megA said...

oh oh OHHHH! this one kills me KILLLLSSSSS MEEEEEEE!

and since me sister is a smoker, i asked her about it. she looked at me with a look of disgust and said--ew, i don't want those stinky things n my car stinking it up!

NO SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and they are NOT bio-mutha-effing-DEGRADABLE!!!!!

i swear one of these times when i see someone drop a still smoldering butt out the window i will get out of my car, pick it up, toss it back into their car and say: Hey, i think you dropped this.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chris said...

I almost did that this morning, but the lady rolled her window back up immediately.

I stared at her asking WTF? She quickly turned away.

I truly don't understand.

Lej said...

Back when I still chewed tobacco, I often wondered what a smoker would think if I walked up to them and spit on them. I think it's about the same as what 2nd hand smoke does. Maybe if I got it on thier face and kinda in the mouth. As far as the butts on the ground....maybe if I tossed my spit cup onto said smokers car.....I mught start chewing again!

ridethewomble said...

A little military service would cure them. When you're in basic, or just at the bottom of the rungs, you have to do "police call." You line up several abreast, and slowly walk along, picking up everything you see. Pick up enough of other's people's butts, and you'll never drop one one the ground again. Soldiers who are afraid of the Sergeant Major (meaning -- all of them) will peel the paper off the butt, and then roll it between their fingers, putting the detritus in their pocket.

DAMN IT, DROPPING BUTTS ON THE GROUND GETS ME ANGRY! WHO DO THEY THINK PICKS THOSE DAMNED THINGS UP?? ARGHHHHH!! :(